Holy crap!

They have GINGERBREAD and SUGAR COOKIE egg nog now!!

People are gonna get SO FAT!!

Wow... so uh... Anthrocon and San Diego Comicon were so awesome, I'm going to have to do two separate reports for them both...

But for now, FUCK THAT SHIT!


Instead, look at THIS -- [link]


Look familiar? If not, it SHOULD, because it was featured in the Udon Darkstalkers art book. If you have not purchased this book and its hugeness, get it here -- [link]

Yeah... my pic sucked and did not make it, but , and all made it in with their awesomeness.


HOLY SHIT!!! Ponygirl is SELLING this sculpture on EBAY right now. Address is here--- [link]


**Do you realize what this means...? This is not one of those "Oh, I'll just buy this model from this other store when the price goes down" type deals. THIS IS THE ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONE!! ONE OF A KIND!!

and what's even MORE crazy is...

THIS PIECE IS FEATURED IN THE UDON DARKSTALKERS BOOK,

which means that...

THE WINNER of this FULLY UNIQUE SCULPTURE will leave THOUSANDS of Darkstalkers fans WEEPING IN SHAME as they STARE and DROOL at the PICTURE, then slowly turn to the SAD EMPTY SPOT on their toy shelves where this beautiful FELICIA statue COULD have been, BUT NEVER WILL BE-- OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

The losers will cry out to their gods for another Felicia... another... possibly unpaited mold, but it WILL NOT COME!! Meanwhile the WINNER of said auction-- wearing a fez, his favorite robe and slippers, and smoking his favorite pipe -- will have the pleasure of admiring said statue upon the designated display surface of his own choosing, as he LAUGHS at the echoing sounds of the many weeping, statue-less Felicia fans across the globe! And if he DOESN'T have a pipe and lavish evening wear, he'll purchase all that-- even the FEZ-- just to make his AUCTION VICTORY spite the LOSERS even more!! YOU want to BE THIS GUY before THIS GUY can BECOME THIS GUY!!


Again, the address is here [link]

Happy Bidding!

Yeah, I'll be at San Diego Comicon with the crew. Just look for the huge, lost-looking guy with at the Club Stripes booth.

So anyway, since most of the con exclusives suck ass (That Soundwave toy has been re-released HOW many times already??), so you might as well BUY SOME OF OUR SHIT!! And "He-Ro"?? What the hell...?

and I will be doing commissions (only a few), as well as selling our two new CDs there:

[link]

and

[link]

*We're also almost out of our bookmarks, so anyone who wants any better pick 'em up quick!



But even if you can't buy the cool shit, stop by and say hi anyway

So is over here visiting. While we were talking, she tells us that [b]A COMPANY IS MAKING A TOY OF ONE OF HER CREATIONS!![/b]


These are the same people who made [b]MISS MONSTER's[/b] toy a while back.


Satou needs 50 orders for the toy to actually be made. ORDER YOURS and have this psycho fucker hanging around your computer, taunting you and telling you to do awful things as you surf for porn.

Here's the link~ [link]


Lookit that face! That huge shit-eating grin... It's telling me I should buy it. But I'm smarter than you, you fucking CAT! I'll show you!! Don't believe me?? I'LL TEACH YOU, you little FUCKER! I'll buy you, and then when you get here, I'll KICK YER ASS! Then you'll know nobody can fool MATT BURT into buying silly toys!! HA!!!


Check it out, pyzanos!!

So my friend Tom opened an online toy store~

[link]


Yeah, it's small, but hey, it has GI Joe, Transformers, My Little Pony, Resident Evil, Gears of War, Macross, Star Trek and more, so please give it a look

Pretty nifty site for someone who's JUST started such a business, if you ask me


I guess you can think of it this way.... cool toys that you can get without having to drive to your local Wal Mart to see if the stuff's in stock~