I guess you people may or may not be wondering where the hell I have been.


Well, I have been trying to do a lot of things. Been trying to maintain my life up here in the Buffalo, NY area, as well as finish all the projects I have taken upon myself.

A few of these projects are rather large. Sadly, I can't really talk about them, because I... guess I've been told... not to.

BUT WHATEVER!! I guess you people will find out what they are in due time.


MEANWHILE, I'll be posting a few images from a few other failed projects, so you can gaze in awe at their failureness. Isn't that GREAT!?!?

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RECENTLY WATCHED MOVIES

Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix -- Needs more anger and fat. Harry was supposed to be really angry, but he wasn't. Fat characters were thin. The giant was supposed to be gross looking, and not like the Mad Magazine guy.

Stardust --- This movie surprised me! I thought it would suck, but it was funny and fun. If you liked "Princess Bride" then you should love this movie. It's not THE best, but it really... isn't TRYING to be. They pretty much set out to tell a fun fantasy story and they DID it. Good job!

Hot Rod --- Pretty dumb movie, but funny in its own way. Watch it for the ending.

Balls of Fury --- Christopher Walken as an Asian underground ping-pong crime lord. Stupid, I know, but I enjoyed it.

Sweeney Todd --- A nice musical. BLOODY as hell. The neck slashings were almost too gruesome, but hey, it pretty much did what it set out to do. Plus it was nice to see a dark musical.

Aliens vs. Predator 2 --- Pretty darn good. MUCH better than the first. Just ask yourself, "What would happen if Aliens and Predators landed in some small town in the middle of nowhere?" and the answer is THAT movie.

Golden Compass --- BORING. Very boring. The plot was all over the place, and I found myself not caring for any of the characters at all. Apparently they screwed up the story and didn't follow the book, but the author won't say anything because he wants the rest of the movies to come out. Good job, retard! If you see a problem, FIX IT!! Don't stand by and let it go to shit just because you want to be like JK Rowling and have all your books to film. DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE IT IS SOOOOOO LAAAAAAAME!!!


I'm done.... for now...